Code One presents..
Bahne Superflex
Brass Monkey (Cronulla, NSW)
Friday, 31 July 2026 6:30 pm
Sitting at home watching Netflix.
You’ve binged everything. You’re overloaded.
Let’s face it — it’s July, it’s freezing outside, and state of origin is done NSW winning , and do you listen to another crime podcast ….You sit back and remember the glory days…
The days of Cronulla Workers and Jokers Nightclub.
The nights spent watching dancers in cages , falling down stairs, and somehow still making it to work the next morning. Those days might be gone — but better days are ahead. Because there’s the Brass Monkey.
And while a bunch of us have just toured regional western of New South Wales Men’s Sheds on why its better to use lifts instead of escalators, didn’t make much sense for a country subject. Bahne Super-Flex have been quietly laying low… and they’re very pleased to announce that Phil will be hosting a pre-show instructional seminar on the correct use of a Stanley knife. Book early! as numbers are limited.
Phil is thrilled.
Meanwhile, the Bahne family have finally brainwashed Marty M into the Bahne way. So now the only thing left to do is reconnect to the home of rock the southern suburbs and rejoice in what is surely one of the last great rock ’n’ roll sanctuaries: the Brass Monkey.
And here’s the good news — it’s warm inside the venue.
Hopefully we can all deliver some joy, drag ourselves out from under the blankets, and remember how to move again. We are looking for an oxygen sponsor…..
And the beautiful thing about getting older?
It doesn’t seem so loud anymore. Think about that.
As Blue Oyster Cult says “Are you ready to Rock"
You’ve binged everything. You’re overloaded.
Let’s face it — it’s July, it’s freezing outside, and state of origin is done NSW winning , and do you listen to another crime podcast ….You sit back and remember the glory days…
The days of Cronulla Workers and Jokers Nightclub.
The nights spent watching dancers in cages , falling down stairs, and somehow still making it to work the next morning. Those days might be gone — but better days are ahead. Because there’s the Brass Monkey.
And while a bunch of us have just toured regional western of New South Wales Men’s Sheds on why its better to use lifts instead of escalators, didn’t make much sense for a country subject. Bahne Super-Flex have been quietly laying low… and they’re very pleased to announce that Phil will be hosting a pre-show instructional seminar on the correct use of a Stanley knife. Book early! as numbers are limited.
Phil is thrilled.
Meanwhile, the Bahne family have finally brainwashed Marty M into the Bahne way. So now the only thing left to do is reconnect to the home of rock the southern suburbs and rejoice in what is surely one of the last great rock ’n’ roll sanctuaries: the Brass Monkey.
And here’s the good news — it’s warm inside the venue.
Hopefully we can all deliver some joy, drag ourselves out from under the blankets, and remember how to move again. We are looking for an oxygen sponsor…..
And the beautiful thing about getting older?
It doesn’t seem so loud anymore. Think about that.
As Blue Oyster Cult says “Are you ready to Rock"