Code One presents..
Bahne Super-Flex
Brass Monkey (Cronulla, NSW)
Saturday, 15 February 2025 6:30 pm
Fresh from their exhaustive tour of Norfolk Island, and on the back of their limited 8-track quadraphonic cartridge release, “The Aesthetics of Fire Hydrant Design: Volume IX”, Brass Monkey International are proud to announce the final Bahne Super-Flex show of the year.
Addressing a hastily called news conference at Menai Tip, a band spokesman dressed in a hot dog suit declared that November 9 would be the day BAHNE Super-Flex would unfurl their finely honed playlist of hard rockin’ 70’s toons at the legendary Brass Monkey, in honour of Louis the Bavarian’s defeat of cousin Frederick the First of Austria at the Battle of Gammelsdorf in 1313. “The band are big on their Bavarian history,” said the hot dog suited spokesman, while rather inelegantly scratching his groin.
As disappointed news people began wandering off, or daydreamed whilst watching the bin chickens pick through the recently bulldozered tipping’s, the band spokesman rushed forward and threw himself in front of the wheels of a freshly hailed Uber. “BUT THEY’RE OFFERING MORE!” he screamed, as he rolled in the putrid offing’s such tips yield.
“THEY’RE GOING TO LET YOU PICK THE SONGS!” screeching through the frankfurter face of his novelty wear. “Just log onto their Facebook site, the list will be there,” now sobbing, “make your choice, and they’ll play it,” he wailed, as bored school children passing by on bikes began throwing half drunken cups of bubble tea, both at the spokesman and increasingly agitated hacks.
Through the dripping, peach scented residue, and while occasionally spitting out a tapioca ball, the band spokesman hastily added,
After the gruelling winter 3 show tour lead Larynx AKA “Doll” went through a deep period of self-loathing screaming at times uncontrollably “that bloke sucks like a stomach wound. A proper singer is needed and a chick too!” he sexistly added. After many soul-searching visits to the Miranda Men’s Shed, it was decided that this pilot program needed help to save this singer.
They enlisted one of the best “Ellie Barbarella-Vandelle from Ellie and the Vandelles! She can wail, man! Not like that other fraud.”
Ellie has been enlisted to be onstage support getting him through these tuff times. Special duets will be hastily added to this 70s onslaught and even some solo work. I’m sure between the two of them It can make Bahne Super-Flex great again.
Police would be called. As sirens grew closer, the band spokesman was spotted leaping over a cyclone fence while shouting, “Check out the Bahne Super-Flex Facebook! Picatoon! November 9, Brass Monkey, Louis the Bavarian Day! Pick your fav song! Ellie from the Vandelles special guest vocalist!”.
Come early as one of the world’s greatest live acts are gracing up with a first time appearance down south Disgraceland!
Addressing a hastily called news conference at Menai Tip, a band spokesman dressed in a hot dog suit declared that November 9 would be the day BAHNE Super-Flex would unfurl their finely honed playlist of hard rockin’ 70’s toons at the legendary Brass Monkey, in honour of Louis the Bavarian’s defeat of cousin Frederick the First of Austria at the Battle of Gammelsdorf in 1313. “The band are big on their Bavarian history,” said the hot dog suited spokesman, while rather inelegantly scratching his groin.
As disappointed news people began wandering off, or daydreamed whilst watching the bin chickens pick through the recently bulldozered tipping’s, the band spokesman rushed forward and threw himself in front of the wheels of a freshly hailed Uber. “BUT THEY’RE OFFERING MORE!” he screamed, as he rolled in the putrid offing’s such tips yield.
“THEY’RE GOING TO LET YOU PICK THE SONGS!” screeching through the frankfurter face of his novelty wear. “Just log onto their Facebook site, the list will be there,” now sobbing, “make your choice, and they’ll play it,” he wailed, as bored school children passing by on bikes began throwing half drunken cups of bubble tea, both at the spokesman and increasingly agitated hacks.
Through the dripping, peach scented residue, and while occasionally spitting out a tapioca ball, the band spokesman hastily added,
After the gruelling winter 3 show tour lead Larynx AKA “Doll” went through a deep period of self-loathing screaming at times uncontrollably “that bloke sucks like a stomach wound. A proper singer is needed and a chick too!” he sexistly added. After many soul-searching visits to the Miranda Men’s Shed, it was decided that this pilot program needed help to save this singer.
They enlisted one of the best “Ellie Barbarella-Vandelle from Ellie and the Vandelles! She can wail, man! Not like that other fraud.”
Ellie has been enlisted to be onstage support getting him through these tuff times. Special duets will be hastily added to this 70s onslaught and even some solo work. I’m sure between the two of them It can make Bahne Super-Flex great again.
Police would be called. As sirens grew closer, the band spokesman was spotted leaping over a cyclone fence while shouting, “Check out the Bahne Super-Flex Facebook! Picatoon! November 9, Brass Monkey, Louis the Bavarian Day! Pick your fav song! Ellie from the Vandelles special guest vocalist!”.
Come early as one of the world’s greatest live acts are gracing up with a first time appearance down south Disgraceland!